My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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