I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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