Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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