I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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