Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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