Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize