this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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