lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
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I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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