he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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