I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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