i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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