also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Randomize
