On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Michael Bay diarrhea
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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