I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
