K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.