he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy