you traded sex for a burrito?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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