Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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