At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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