Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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