Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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