Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.