ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
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this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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