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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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