I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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