How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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