We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i came on her dog
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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