He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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