the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.