i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.