im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You're a disaster
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