i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Don't make out with my wife yet
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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