I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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