he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
