I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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