apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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