I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
