Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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