When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I just found puke in my bra..
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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