this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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