you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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