On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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