I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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