Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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