wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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