It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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