If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
