you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.