I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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