New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
