Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
whose parrot is this?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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