So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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