I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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