So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just gargled with NyQuil
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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