Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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