Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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