Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Is Oprah even human
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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