meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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