would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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