I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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