idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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