She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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